Reports Of His Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated!

Well, it is hard to believe that this little guy is still with us. He has a fighting spirit, there is no denying it. Popcorn has had a rough week!

1) He gets attacked by an unknown assailant, although we have a suspect.
2) Popcorn spends the night under the chicken house, without food and water.
3) We "poke" him out with a 2 x 4, and find out he is alive.
4) I put him back in the chicken house, on a bed of clean straw and he has his head pecked in by a dominant rooster (at which point, I rescue him again) Now he has a hole in his head... Literally! (ROTFL)
5) I put him in a box in the heated machinery shed, thinking that he will "expire" before morning.
6) In the morning he is alive, but barely. I thought that I should do a physical exam. I don't know why, but I felt the need to put on latex gloves ( as if that would make it MORE official or something). I could not find any broken bones and Popcorn tolerated the exam like a pro. (He was half dead) LOL.
7) I take him down to the shed by the house and hand water him with an eyedropper. He is too weak to eat, but the second time that I go to check on him, he started to drink from the eyedropper quite zealously.
8) On day four, Popcorn is STARVING, and gobbles down a lot of food and drinks eagerly between feedings. I gave him lots of corn kernels for energy and warmth. He can not stand on his own, so I have to put him in my lap to hand feed and water him.

Between gulps of water, he "growls". I don't really know how to describe the sound that Popcorn  makes. He will not take another sip until he growls - I soon discover this chicken feeding thing takes A LOT OF TIME!!! Thank the good Lord that it is warm outside - I take my coffee cup along with me and I sip on it, while Popcorn sips and growls.

Mike thinks I am bad shit cray cray!

And that was before  I had a dream where I built a chicken swing to dangle him from. Where Popcorn could hang out (literally) and rebuild his strength, or heal whatever is broken. So this morning, I got up and went through my basement until I found Peyton's jolly jumper. Then the issue became, "what do I use for the harness"? I immediately thought of a bra.

Couldn't figure out how to make that one work - but now I am minus two bras! LOL.

I finally settled on a small size reusable shopping bag, cut in strategic places for a tail, head and two legs to protrude. I found a soft, thick pad that used to be part of a floor cleaning wand that I bought years ago - I hot glued it to the bottom of the shopping bag and left a little hanging out the front to protect Popcorn's neck from the cut edge of the shopping bag. It looks like a bib!

I was hooking my "chicken hammock" up when Mike came through the door for lunch. He looked a little incredulous. Then he went into hysterics.

Seriously.

Okay, it might not be conventional, but I feel slightly responsible for the state that Popcorn is in. I did let a rooster almost peck him to death! I can not have his death on my conscience - I need to rehabilitate my little buddy!

I was not able to take any photos of Popcorn in the chicken swing - it was an epic fail!! Poor, handicapped Popcorn kept falling out on his head and landing upside down. I may have cut the hole for his head a little too big, trying to make sure that he did not feel like he was strangling! So I am going back to the drawing board.

I hate to admit defeat. Mike's comment to me when he left after lunch was, "I am pretty sure the rooster is not the only one with a hole in its head!" 

I can still hear his laughter ringing, as he shut the door....

Ode to Popcorn

This funny looking little guy was one of the first chickens that arrived at our farm this summer. He had arrived at the Picture Butte Auction Mart, stuffed in a box with a couple of "normal looking" ban ty hens. He sort of freaked me out when he hopped out of the box  - he was not a looker! I don't think he had much human contact either, he was a little stand-offish. All summer, we sort of ignored each other and beside Peyton giving him the name of "Popcorn", he sort of remained in the fringes and didn't bother anyone.

When it got a little chilly and I started scattering a little corn in the evenings, to keep the gang warm, Popcorn won my heart. I fell hard!! This little odd fellow would spot me across the farm yard and come running. It was quite a sight. He had furry little feet, that made him look like he was wearing snow boots, several sizes too large for his diminutive body.

Popcorn would gallop. I mean gallop, to me!

Pretty soon, he had the whole flock galloping to get their treats - but he was always the leader!

Eventually I could call them. (That probably was and is quite the sight!) The gang would come - thanks to Popcorn and his never ending, hungry stomach. He endeared himself to me, by being so friendly. He was not a bully like the other roosters. This little fellow was always happy to see me. Soon, I could pet him and he would not shy away.

Popcorn moulted this fall and while he was getting his new pin feathers on his head and neck, he looked just like Guy Feiri, the chef. You can not look at this picture and not see a little "Guy" looking back at you! Just look at that hair feathers! LOL

This weekend, disaster struck the gang. I found Popcorn lying in the driveway, unable to stand or walk. He groaned when I picked him up. I knew he was a goner. However, I placed him in the chicken house, on a bed of fresh straw. At dusk, he was gone. I looked until it got dark. Then I noticed that he was not the only one. My little white and brown hen, Laressa, was also hurt. At bedtime, when I went to lock the door for the night, Popcorn was absent from lock down. I knew he was dead, there was no way he would miss coming back to the coop.

In the morning, Laressa was dead.

Mike and I checked everywhere for Popcorn. Nothing. In the afternoon, Mike found him under the chicken coop, still alive - but barely. He had survived the night, due to our unseasonably warm November. We relocated him to a quiet place. He is not expected to live and if I knew a Doctor Kavorkian for chickens, I would have put him out of his misery.

I just can not do it myself. I comforted him and gave him all the necessaries of life. I said a prayer.

Tomorrow is going to be hard.

Poor Popcorn and Laressa.

I also think I know the criminal involved in the attacks. He is known to law enforcement. Trouble is, I have no proof.

So tonight, Jack is still a free dog. But he is being watched.

This Week On The Farm

It has been a crazy busy week on the farm - I am reminded of squirrels scurrying around, preparing for the cold weather to come. I certainly have felt like a squirrel - I am glad to see the last of the beets in jars! I am about 500% over pickled beets right now. I have had enough!! The garden is empty at last! All of Megan's hall benches are finished for her next painting class and there might even be one extra for me! I am hoping that the 11th person does not show up for the class! We have been working hard this week to finish all outstanding projects... so that we can start new ones next week! LOL

The week started out all frosty and cold and then turned into the nicest of weekends! I am THANKFUL for every single day that the hoses are not frozen, when I go out to do chores in the morning. The nice spell this week allowed me to get the spruce trees watered in for the fall. Then those hoses can be rolled up for the last time. I am glad that the gardening season is over - gardening season is closely followed by craft season.

This week, Mike and I went on a little adventure - to look at a SeaCan that had been customized and made into a chicken house. On Wednesday, we drove to Nobleford to check out the building. Sweet deal!! I ended up buying it and this upcoming week, I get to make the trip with the semi to pick it up.
I sweet talked Andrew in the loan of his truck and trailer. Mike is totally shaking his head.

More chickens."Just what we need!" I hear him saying. In disbelief.

Shock, really.

We have gone from 0 to 40 chickens in three months.

This building will allow me to get another 50.

He is starting to freak out! He thinks I am in full blown mid-life crisis.

I just need 5, 10, 15, 25, 40, 50 more. That is all. I promise will try!

(The building will hold 300). Shhhh, don't tell my husband!

He will stoke out.

My Old Playhouse Gets A New Look

Back when I was a little girl, my grandfather and my dad spent one winter building my sister and I a playhouse. They told us that it was a little house for baby piggies and the little cubbies that they were building were where the little piglets would live, when it was actually the kitchen cupboards they were working on.

I might be dating myself, but it was a LONG TIME ago.

Panelling on the walls was the rage.

So was yellow linoleum.

It was sooooo cute. It had two little windows with cheery flowered curtains. The sweetest set of kitchen cupboards - right down to the two little built in cutting boards. There was a second hand set of cheery floral dishes (that we did not know were second hand) and a yellow legged, wooden farmhouse table. My cousins were so envious!

We LIVED in that thing. It was wired so that we had electricity for our record player. It had a cot that was big enough for the two of us girls to sleep outside when the upstairs of our farm house was too hot. It was a sweet set up. Out back, we had a little graveyard for all the pets and assorted "dead" creatures that we killed buried. Complete with little wooden crosses and funeral services, as needed.

When we out grew the playhouse, it became a storage shed. Then a building for my brother to store his coyote and beaver hides and one day, about 25 years after that, dad delivered it to my farm. Megan was about five years old then. The old playhouse got a new coat of paint and a good disinfection, cheery curtains and a new set of toys.

When it was forgotten and traded (in sorts) for ponies and 4-H calves, it became a shed again. For years now, it has been sitting forlornly behind our wind fence, unloved and struggling.

Until this week.

This week, it was rudely ripped from its resting place, skidded up a hill and up ended. Guts were ripped out, siding removed and its rotting belly exposed to the saw blade. In less than 24 hours, the rot had been replaced with bright new lumber. Strength. Security.

Soon this unloved treasure will be sporting red siding and new windows, a cute veranda and a new asphalt roof. It is coming over to the workshop. It has a new home and a new purpose.

That is, if Mike can pry the shingles off. Andrew may have nailed a case of roofing nails into the old roof, when he was about six years old. A whole case.

Poor Mike!

Halloween night - just one little trick'r'treater at our house- but our favourite one! It was such a crazy week that we did not get to have our family pumpkin carving tradition. Peyton was in school, Megan was sick - so Mike and I carved our pumpkins together (couples quality time).

Mine is the cat, Mike's is the graveyard scene. It was fun to spend the afternoon together and by the time that Peyton got to our house, the roasting pumpkin seeds were in the oven, but not quite ready. She was a little miffed that we had carved our pumpkins, without her.

We had a little chuckle at her costume. Earlier in the day, she had been Laura Ingalls - complete with pinafore dress and bonnet. After school, she changed into a Mutant Ninja Turtle - but she was still sporting the braids (minus the ribbons). What a cute little mutant!

Lay, Ladies, Lay!!

    This is about the twelfth day in a row that I have had a disappointing number of eggs in the nest boxes when I have made my morning and afternoon inspections. I am like a drill sergeant, marching around, trying to whip these slackers into shape, inspecting pens, nest boxes and perches. Making sure the water is clean, with one exact tablespoon of apple cider vinegar added to each. Checking that there are black sunflower seeds available. Providing the perfect number of hours of supplemental light.

Slackers. All of them.

 I keep cheering them on - Lay, ladies, lay!

The ducks on the other hand are laying GIGANTIC eggs.

Regularly.

Daily.

Did I mention GIGANTIC eggs? Easily worth two or three chicken eggs a piece. So, I did a little chicken math. If a duck will lay approximately 200 eggs a year and, lets say, each egg replaces TWO chicken eggs then each duck will lay the equivalent of 400 chicken eggs. No chicken can do that!!

So, ladies, I am putting you on notice!!

No eggs... no more chances. Period.

Move over you slackers. If you make me go to the store to buy eggs, I will buy ducks!

Lay, ladies, you had better lay!

A Week On The Farm

   Monday rolled around again, before I was ready! I have the privilege to escort this sweet, little ballerina to her dance class every Monday night. I am so pleased that Peyton is enjoying dance, this third time around - she has a tendency to have a lot of passion in the beginning and then lose interest. With tap and ballet alternating this year, she seems to be excited to continue. It reminds me of shades of Megan! Skating (1/2 a year), swimming (2 lessons), piano (a lot of kicking, screaming and crying)...

   It was like, "Been there. Done that. Time to quit!"

    All this week, I seemed to be chasing my tail - everything took longer to complete than I had time for! Mike and I were in an all out race to finish retro-fitting the log barn, we had to be ready for my new chickens. (More about them in a minute). The first thing that we had to do was assemble the two side walls and the front to the second chicken pen in the barn.

  I nearly frickin' died! Seriously!!!

  I do not do manual labour. I have no upper body strength.

  Period.

   So, there we were. A weakling and a strong person, who just happens to have only one leg. With HEAVY walls and a cement pad in the middle of the barn, which we had to manoeuvre around. Did I mention that the walls were built to match the height of the ceiling joists? Without an inch to spare. The walls had to be angled in, stood up and then the bottom of the wall had to be knocked into place with a sledge hammer? F*** me!! I just could not lift my side. Mike called me a "turd" about a dozen times. I tried and I tried to be strong! I GAVE IT EVERYTHING I HAD!

   AND THEN SOME!

   It just could not be done. I had nothing left. Mike let me rest for about ten minutes. That did not help! It just could not be done. I was thinking about phoning Greg and asking if he could pop up for a few minutes. Then Mike had a brilliant idea and removed the door from the front wall. With just that little adjustment in weight, we were able to man handle the wall into place. An hour later, a fistful of five inch screws, some shovelling of gravel and a little levelling, the outside perimeter was up! I thought I was going to puke! I was soooooo done! Then we had to build the roosts, attach the ladder, screw a "hop up" bar for the chickens to be able to access the nest boxes, fill all the feeders and waterer. Then it was time to catch the chickens and introduce them to their new winter accommodations! They loved it!

   Then we were back to working on the barn. We needed to install the eight hole nest box - the "mother" of all nest boxes. It was pretty heavy too, but we could at least set it on pails while we worked on it. I lined all the boxes with nesting pads and lovingly placed the wooden "decoy" eggs, while Mike built the "hop up" bar. We hung the big aluminum feeder and filled it. We were ready!

   This is what the fuss was all about! On Saturday morning, I met my "chicken dealer", Jayme, in Fort MacLeod and picked up six Plymouth Barred Rock girls and six Partridge Chanteler ladies. Twelve more chickens for my flock! It felt like a drug deal. Two pick up trucks meet, money is exchanged for goods, one drives away quickly! LOL

   When I got home with my chicken fix, Mike had moved the top soil into position beside this year's garden. He also added a little to top off the older garden. Holy shit, Batman!! When I said I wanted a bigger garden, I had no idea that it was going to end up this big! By counting the spaces between upright poles in the wind fence, I calculate that it is over 40 feet wide and at least half that long. Now, THAT IS A GARDEN! Mike also moved gravel into all the pathways to the barns and chicken house, and built a winter door for the log barn, to keep out the howling wind. While he worked on the farm, I worked on the veggies that were still in the gardens down by the house.

  As of today, there is nothing left in the gardens! I pulled the onions and braided them into ropes and hung them in the greenhouse, along with the sunflower heads (winter boredom busters) for the hens. I cut all the parsley, washed it and hung it up on the drying racks. Lastly, I tackled the beets! They are pulled, topped and clean - thanks to Mike and his Hotsy pressure washer. The gardens are totally empty! The gardening season has come full circle - glittering jars are lining the pantry -summer goodness, saved for cold blustery days.

     The gang is hanging out in the sunshine today - as long as it is not windy, they do not seem to mind the cold. (Unlike me, who could not feel her fingers while braiding onions). At some point in the day, they head back to their coop for food and water, lay a few eggs and then head off, to explore in a different direction. The roosters are very vocal - I love to hear them throughout the day, as I am working outside. I also have to admit, I can hear them inside the house as well!

     That gang is LOUD!

  

    This is my favourite picture of the week - Emma giving Rosie some love and getting a cow selfie! I did not take the picture.

     I am having difficulty holding my arms up! LOL. This "turd" is stiff and tired!!