Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Thank You!
Monday, December 27, 2010
Where Has December Gone?
Our trip to Hawaii was excellent - we did not get lost even once, we got to experience a helicopter ride over the entire island and we went to an authentic Hawaiian luau ( I hope I spelled that right). Getting there was quite an ordeal, as Murray hurt his back severly just a few days before we left and was flat out in bed for about four days - we were not even sure that he was going to make the trip. The only way that he was able to stand the 24 hours of travelling, was to get both Murray and Mike seats in first class, so they had room to stretch out and Mike could take off his leg and give it some rest. So, while the two men enjoyed the luxuries of first class, Megan and I were stuck in coach. Our plane ran into a head wind on the way and it made the trip even longer, so by the time that we drove across the island to one resort, to pick up the keys to our condo, and then travelled to the second resort and fell into bed, we had been awake and traveling for a full 24 hours!! We were exhausted!
WTF!!!! We were awakened at 5:00am by seriously irritating, fricken roosters! The whole island is covered with Banty chickens and about 15 of them were in our back yard crowing up a storm. There was no way that you could sleep, as our outside condo walls were full of open louvers that allowed the breezes to blow into the house (I am assuming that this is to prevent mold and mildew from setting in, due to the high humidity) The noise of all of the roosters, had the four of us up closing windows and louvres - then we tried to go back to bed. Only to be awakened at 8:00am by the front desk, inviting us down to breakfast and a time share presentation. You have got to be kidding!! I am afraid that the lady was pretty shocked by the reaction that she got, and she probably wrote "cranky bitch" in our file, after Megan gave her a piece of her mind and slammed down the receiver. After that, we always let Megan deal with the people that harassed us about buying a time share, as they could not make any head way with her! Not that they didn't try - time share sales people are very persistent!
Two days of rain followed, and I was forced to wear my winter coat on the beaches. Everyone else was fine, but I was too cold, so I got some pretty weird looks from people who were walking by with shorts and a surf board! Then the sun came out for three days and we were able to explore and travel the island.
The day before we were to leave, we checked into the Marriott Resort in Luhui , so that we could be to the airport on time. I finally found my own personal heaven!! I could have stayed there for the rest of my life!!!! Lava Flow drinks, beautiful Hawaiian flowers, room service, spotless sandy beach - OMG, I had died and gone to the promised land!
Then we had to come home - 83 degrees in Hawaii, -13 degrees in Calgary. Why did we come home?
Saturday, December 4, 2010
"Don't Do That!"
You all know how much I love dishes!! I would go without food and clothes ( and I do go without shoes, handbags, and buying new clothes) in favor of buying dishes. I can walk down a mall and walk right past all of the clothing stores and not even look in the window. Put a set of dishes in that window and you have me at first glance!!! I am a compulsive dish shopper - I have no shame! I actually just bought some pieces last week and gave them to Megan to gift wrap and give back to me at Christmas!! My mom has done that in the past for me as well. I am conniving, calculating and totally addicted!
So you can see why this blog affected me so deeply. I never knew that there were table setting competitions out there, where people from all over the world participated. One blog led to another and my heart nearly stopped when I discovered the blog "Between Naps on the Porch". This lady is talented!!! Her tablescapes ROCK...she has more dishes than you can possibly imagine - and no, she does not rent them or purchase and return after the event. I greedily devoured her blog, where all of the displays are categorized according to theme. I was happily clicking my way to nirvana when the phone rang. My husband - wanting to know if I was ever going to come home and make supper. Holy shit, I had been looking at the tablescapes for over two and a half hours!!
Later, at home, I must have been thinking about my new guilty little pleasure (and smiling) because Mike asked me what I was thinking about and smiling about. I didn't really want to tell him, knowing that he would laugh. He almost laughed, then a look of pure horror crossed his face when he realized that I was not pulling his leg and I was dead serious. "DON"T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!" he threatened. He has had the stress of trying to explain my themed "holiday" tree that used to sit in my dining room. In January it had snowflakes and snowballs and snowmen, in February it was decorated for Valentine's Day, in March, Saint Patrick graced the tree - you get the picture. Just remember that we live on a farm. Other people did not get it (the tree) at all. Mike was used to some neighbor asking "Why is your Christmas tree still up?" and then listening to me go through the explanation that it was NOT a Christmas tree. (At which point he was already rolling his eyes!) The thought of having to explain a table that was set, that no one was going to eat at, no company was going to come ...he just couldn't stand it!
He does not ever "forbid" me to do something. This time, he drew a line in the sand and FORBID me to cross it!! Well, what he does not know does not hurt him in the least!! My girlfriends and I adapted the concept to mean any decorating project and so we choose a spot that needs some attention or a theme for a holiday and we have fun doing it on our own. I also plan on doing the tablescape thing too - but I am going to be smart enough to plan a supper party so that it is not so obvious. As long as it involves food - then Mike will fall for it!!!
The reason that I chose this topic today was the beautiful tablescape that "Between Naps On The Porch" posted for this week. My decorating hero used a Christmas Village for the centerpiece of her Christmas table. The lit buildings are basically the candles on the table. It is beyond BEAUTIFUL and well worth looking at. I am always struggling to find places for my set that keeps growing and growing. I never thought of using it as a table centerpiece!!! Check it out!!! If you can not find it, just email me and I will help you discover it. Don't forget to look at the Beach tablescapes - they are breathtaking!
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Where is the Confetti?
First, about nineteen years ago, Mike broke the ball off the top of his right elbow. It healed. Then he broke it off again. We almost lost our roofing company in the aftermath of his extended healing time and the fact that we were just starting out in his business and we had just bought the farm. That was strike #1.
Then we tried to catch up by renting 150 Simmental cows in a partnership agreement. I was against it from the start. Mike was "all in". One particularly bad calving season, when we lost over 1/3 of our calves to viral scours and both of us were suicidal from all of the little black and white dead bodies, we almost "cashed in" the farm. Cows returned, partnership ended...strike#2
Did I mention that a big Simmental cow can eat a big round bale of hay a day! And if you think that my reference to the cows in comparing them to a poker game is just an accident, you are wrong. Owning cows is the biggest frickin gamble that you can ever take!!
Then the infamous 30 foot on the job site. Most of you know how that turned out. That was strike #3.
Then the slip on the ice and the implosion that spelled the end for Mike's leg. Strike#4.
But today, I walked in the Pincher Creek Credit Union at exactly 10:00 am and made the FINAL F------ payment on the farm. We are done!! Twenty one years. Twenty one years of scraping and making do. Twenty years of wicked blizzards and digging frozen calves out of snow drifts. Two years of bad grasshoppers that ate our crops. Three years when it was so wet that we didn't even get to seed. One year that the crop froze in the field. Nineteen years of raising our kids on the farm. Four life changing crisis situations. (All involve Mike, do you see a pattern here?)
You know what? Somehow I expected that there would be bells that went off, confetti would fly, a grinning bank manager would slap me on the back and say "Way to persevere, lady!" and hand me a glass of champagne. I was envisioning that something should happen like when you are in Vegas and you hit a jackpot. Lights go off, there are sirens, everyone stands around admiring your good fortune...Nothing! A little "blip" on the computer and the line disappeared and the teller asked "Is that all?" I wanted to shout right back at her "What do you mean, is that all, you -----!" I was so let down. It was so anti climatic. Twenty one years and no confetti. What the hell?
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Spinach & Chicken Bake
Layered Chicken & Spinach Bake
4 tbsp olive oil, divided
1 bag fresh spinach
6-8 chicken breasts, pounded to a uniform thickness
flour for dredging
salt and pepper
1 finely diced shallot
1/2 pound fresh mushrooms
1/2 cup Chardonnay
1 tbsp balsamic vinegar
1 can of low sodium chicken broth
1 chicken bouillon cube
1/2 pound thinly sliced Fontina, Gorgonzola or Mozzarella - I usually have to use Mozzarella, as the other two, while delicious are hardly ever in the stores in Pincher Creek
Hot cooked egg noodles
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. In a large saute pan, heat 1 tbsp of olive oil and over medium heat saute the spinach until just wilted. Remove from pan and spread in the bottom of a large baking dish.
Dredge chicken pieces (that you have pounded the heck out of) with the flour and season with salt and pepper. Using the same frying pan (because I hate doing dishes) heat the 2 tbsp of olive oil and saute the chicken until lightly browned and cooked through. You may have to work in batches so that you don't overcrowd the pan. Put the chicken on top of the spinach in the baking dish.
Add the shallot and the mushrooms to the saute pan (you may have to add just a touch of oil oil) and cook them until the shallot is translucent. De glaze the pan by adding the white wine and the balsamic vinegar, scrape up all of the tasty brown bits into the wine sauce.
Add chicken broth and bouillon cube, stir. If sauce is too thin, thicken it with a little cornstarch slurry. (If you don't know what this is, make a runny paste of cornstarch and water and add it GRADUALLY to the pan until you achieve the desired consistency) You want it to not be thick, and not water like. Somewhere in the middle. How's that for directions?
Bring sauce to a boil and remove from heat. Place cheese slices on top of chicken breasts. Pour sauce over the whole thing. Cover with tinfoil.
Bake at 350 degrees for approximately 30 minutes, until cheese is slightly melted and sauce is bubbly.
Serve over hot egg noodles. Yummmmm!!!!!!
Good luck Shawn!
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
A Peaceful Day Christmas Shopping -NOT!!!
We were hardly out of Pincher Creek when the road rage started. Megan is a very impatient driver and she had me so stressed out that I wanted to open the passenger door and jump out into oncoming traffic! I told her that all this "emotion" is not good for her or the baby, but she just seemed to get worse as we approached the city. When we actually entered the city of Lethbridge, then there were even more pedestrians, stop lights and drivers to piss her off. It wasn't starting out to be a very good day. I decided just to sit in my seat and keep my mouth shut, after one warning that she was taking all of the fun out of the experience by being so hostile.
Then we had to run a Christmas errand for Mike at Home Depot. He was looking for a particular drill set that he wanted to give to my father for Christmas. We hardly got through the door before I irritated Megan into a bad mood, by looking through the sales flyer. Apparently, she does not "do" flyers and it was a waste of time to look at the tools section in the flyer, when you could just walk over and see the real thing! Then I made the mistake of asking a clerk for help. Apparently, she does not like asking for help either, because she was in quite a mood by the time that the clerk explained that the advertisement must have been a US ad - they did not have that drill set combo on sale. Megan had already determined that it was not available and me talking to the clerk just slowed up the process. Not to mention that the clerk's mustache (by the way, the clerk was a girl) REALLY irritated Megan. We ended up having words in the tool isle after the clerk left!! I clearly stated that if it was an errand for Megan that we were doing, then she did not have to look in flyers or ask for help - but if it was an errand for me, then she had better back off with the attitude and let me ask for help and look in flyers!!! It got a little heated, but I actually thought I had got through to her because the next store was "non-confrontational".
Then we had to go to Chapters. OMG - what a BUSY, BUSY place!!! Every sales clerk was busy, so I decided to use the computer, myself, to see if what I was looking for was in stock. I determined that they did not have what I wanted, but that it could be ordered at the kiosk, which I was unsure about - did I keep using their computer or ask for help. One look at Megan and I knew that either way, I was screwed. So, I decided to stalk a clerk. I followed one nasty lady for about 10 minutes before I decided that tactic was not working, so I set up camp at the kiosk. Megan was glaring at me from the racks. I just stood there until a clerk pushed me out of the way to use the computer. Literally. Finally, Megan took charge of the situation, and I just pretended that she was not my daughter - I am sure that my books will eventually come in and they will be marked "for the bitchy, pregnant lady". I paid the bill and hastily left the store.
About five stores later it was time for lunch. The tapas restaurant was wonderful, but I wisely did not order a drink with my meal, because I knew that was going to cause a fight. I really needed a beer by then, but because Megan could not have one, it would have been drama if I indulged, so I let that one slide. The meal was excellent - crab cakes and a blue cheese/bacon burger to die for. One highlight of the trip!
The roads home were not the greatest, but at least there was no traffic at that time of day, so I did not have to listen to the rant about crazy assed drivers that should have their licenses taken away. When we got almost home, Megan politely asked if she could wrap my gifts. That is her favorite part of Christmas, the wrapping of the presents. So here is my plan for next year - DO NOT GO SHOPPING WITH MEGAN!! Just give her the gifts to wrap and let her be in charge of that. Note to self: do not go back to Chapters for a while, either!
Sunday, November 21, 2010
That Is Going To Hurt!
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Turning Old and Going to the Pain Center (both unrelated!)
The first good thing that happened was that Myra's GPS got us right to the door of our hotel and then right to the Pain center without causing any stress. THANKS MYRA!!!! Having driven in Calgary with Mike and not knowing exactly where to go can cause some tense moments. No such problem!!
The second thing that occurred was that we actually got a doctor with some compassion and understanding - more rare that one might think! He was EXCELLENT, and I would like to mention him by name because he was that good, but I am old now and I have forgotten his name, seeing as I have only met him once. The Doctor sat with us for an hour and a half and actually explained and sympathized with us. Much better than being told that it is all in your head and you are addicted to Percocet (that actually happened to us this year) It forced me, yes, ME - Cindy, non confrontational Cindy, to lodge a complaint against a Doctor. REALLY!!! I did!
The third, highly unusual, thing is that this doctor had some ideas that had not been tried on Mike before and he was willing to try all of them, in order, to be able to find even just one thing that might make a difference in the quality of his life. The most interesting ( to me) is the idea of freezing parts of Mike's leg and killing them. Okay, you can probably see why it appeals to me and not Mike. It is not my body parts that they are going to freeze and kill! It sounds sort of futuristic, but he has evidence to show that it works in certain situations. We would try just about anything at this point!
Most importantly for both of us, the doctor suggested that a lot of the work that needs to be done on Mike (that makes him sound like a project) can be done in Pincher Creek, without him having to stay for five to six weeks in the city. All of the drug tests, therapy etc can be done under the guidance of Doctor No Name and be monitored by his local doctor, thus leaving Mike at home back here with me. I was really worried about what could happen if it snowed like it did two years ago and my staff and I were not able to get into the workshop. Without Mike and John Deere, we could be up the snow drift without a shovel!!! The downside to that, is that I had planned on doing a lot of scrapbooking with friends while he was in the clinic. The good news is that when they freeze him up, he will have to be in Calgary, so I still get to come, just not for as long as I thought! Last night I had a bad dream - or at least a partially disturbing dream. Lots of people, when they meet both Mike and I, think that he is a lot older than I am. I guess falling 30 feet and having your body parts amputated on a regular basis can age you a little! Really, there is only one year between us, but most people think he is much older than me. I guess the whole cryonics thing must have been in my brain when I went to bed, because I dreamt that they totally froze him and kept him frozen, until I was wrinkly and then they thawed him out so that we looked more "even". God! What I don't think of!! Don't tell him about this, he is sensitive to the fact that everyone believes he is older. LOL.
The fifth great thing is that our hotel was only a couple of blocks from the Keg and I got to have supper - truly, the supper was not that great, but the ring that I got WITH supper is pretty damn cool! I got a major blingy diamond and lots of little blingy diamonds in a new wedding set.
Number six and seven are a toss up - on the way out of the city, Mike took me to Chinook Centre to Pottery Barn and Williams-Sonoma. My mothership!!!!!!!!! No, he would not buy me any dishes, but obviously kitchen gadgets and goodies do not fall in that category, so I got a whole bunch of new shiny things to play with. I did see some dishes that I could easily die for, but I did not want to push my luck - that ring is pretty sparkly!!! I am just hoping that they have them next year!
Then for number eight, we went to the Nanton Candy store. They did not have cotton candy - which would have made my day perfect, but they did have a lot of my favorites! (Cotton candy is one of my worst addictions).
The ninth best thing is that while we were there, I found out about a cake decorating course that is taking place after Christmas and I am going to enroll! Megan is going to come with me, she just does not know it yet. I want her to see how hard it is, so that she will quit bugging me about making her wedding cake (when the time comes). She already expects me to take the photos, do the flowers and cater the event. The cake is just too much!
Finally, we got home and the tenth best thing happened - Megan had cleaned the workshop and totally did all of my work, so that I did not have to. Sweeeet!
Friday, November 12, 2010
This summer I went out into the gardens and picked a big beautiful bouquet of flowers from as many plants as I could find blooming. Everyone loved it so much, that over the weeks, I kept refilling it as the blooms faded and different seasonal plants started to flower - the "look" of the bouquet changed many times over the summer and this week, I am going to scrapbook those photos! It will remind me of the warmer days, as it has been downright chilly here by the mountains the last few nights. I have pumpkins all over the place, sitting at the gate posts and around the house, I am hoping that they do not turn to mush!!!
I am trying to ignore the clouds and the snow flurry warnings and live in denial just a few more days. However, Megan told me that the pumpkins are "tacky" now that Halloween is over. And can I just say something here- this is the very same girl that a few weeks ago told me that she is not going to be so strict with her children (as I was) and she is going to be WAY MORE permissive and not so bossy ( as I was). Megan does not realize that she can't even stop bossing me (her mom) around, so I want to see how this "permissive" child raising theory is going to work for her!! From now on I am going to pack a notebook around and write down all the stupid stuff that she says, so that 14 or 15 years from now we can see how her "new" theories on raising kids has panned out. HA!!
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
For those of you who requested the recipe for the dessert at the Jingle Bell Crop, here it is:
Cindy's Pumpkin Dessert
4 eggs
1 1/4 cups sugar
2 cans PURE pumpkin (14 oz.) not the kind with spices added
1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp ginger
1 tsp salt
1/2 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp nutmeg
1 1/2 cups evaporated milk
Mix these ingredients in a bowl until smooth and creamy. Pour into a greased 9 x 13 pan. Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
In a separate bowl, combine 1 box of golden cake mix (I have also used lemon when it was on sale and it was just as good) and 1/2 cup hard margarine. (not hard as in chilled to hardness, just hard margarine as opposed to those whipped, soft margarine tubs) Get it?
Cut the margarine in until it is crumbly and sprinkle the cake mix evenly over the pumpkin mixture. Bake for 1 1/2 hours.
*** note, keep checking the pan s it cooks and turn the pan end to end in the oven if your oven does not cook evenly. You want to watch the edges, as they may get brown and burn before the timer goes off. Just keep rotating the pan in the oven if you see any such problems.
Serve with whipped cream, that is sprinkled with a little cinnamon. At home, I picked up some very, very small plastic pumpkin decorations and I put one on the top of every slice. Too cute!!!
This recipe makes a large pan, about 18 servings, so invite some friends over!
Enjoy! Cindy
Monday, October 4, 2010
Fall Photos, Gingerbread and Cozy Sweaters
We are almost on our way to Creston for Thanksgiving, I am literally counting the days!!! All of our children and their girlfriends/boyfriend are coming , along with our best friends, Mel and Loretta - in all, five fifth wheel trailers. We will be a regular convoy!!! LOL. Everyone has their camera ready to go, because we plan on taking a lot of fall photos at the fruit stands. We are going to cook our turkey on the BBQ and hopefully the weather will permit us to spend a great deal of the long weekend outside. I have cold Coronas in the fridge and a new camera chip, I have charged my batteries and packed the tripod - I am prepared!!
Now, if I could just get my shoulder to behave long enough to enjoy the trip, I would be forever grateful. I am hesitant to say it, but I have a SCRAPBOOKING INJURY!!! I would rather give birth to more children than go through this pain, so if you know some of the stories of what my children have put me through, then you can appreciate the pain that I am in!! My muscles are so tight, that they have literally pulled my collarbone and ribs out of place. Just from working with my shoulders forward and my head down. Let that be a lesson!! When you are scrap booking for HOURS at a time, make SURE that you get up and stretch and exercise your shoulder muscles!!
For my friends, Amy, Edna ad Debbie, here is a recipe that I know you are going to love!! I baked them for Daniel and Andrew and did not tell anyone what was in them - the rest of my family enjoyed them without even knowing that they were gluten free!
Gluten Free Gingersnap Cookies
350 degree oven
1/3 cup butter, softened
1 1/3 cups granulated sugar
1 egg
¼ cup fancy molasses
2 ½ cups gluten free all-purpose baking flour
1 ½ tsp ground ginger
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp each ground cloves and cinnamon
Pinch of salt
In a large bowl, beat butter with 1 cup of the sugar, beat in egg and molasses. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, ginger, baking soda, cloves, cinnamon and salt.
Stir into butter mixture to form stiff dough.
Roll dough, by one level tablespoon, into balls, roll in remaining sugar.
Place 2inches apart on parchment lined baking sheet. Press to flatten slightly.
Bake in a 350 degree oven until edges are lightly browned. The center may still be a bit soft – approx. 10 minutes.
Transfer to rack and let cool.
Enjoy!!
This week, Megan gifted me with a new fall hoodie - my version of a sweater. I love it!!! I also found an amazing hoodie in Waterton Park when Lorrie, Megan and I went shopping. It is totally fall colored and very warm. I am saving it to wear at the Jingle Bell Crop. Some people get excited over shoes or jewelry - I am all about hoodies! (and new dishes) Which, by the way, I have two new sets waiting for me in Creston. Shhh! Mike only knows about one!! I will keep you posted as to how I snuck them home!
Saturday, September 4, 2010
The Pumpkin Painting Is Mine At Last!!!!!!
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Lessons From My Mother
I love the way the light is coming through the window and shining through the mason jars - which by the way, are one of my most favorite comfort items in the world. I love mason jars!!! As my moods strike me, I fill them with colorful flowers from the garden or sand, seashells and candles and cupboards full of jars get filled with crisp veggies and sun soaked fruit from our Creston trips. They are warm and homey and totally full of goodness!
Our trip last weekend, while short, was one of the best in recent years! Mike and I spent three days scouring the fruit stands, antique stores, my favorite pottery shop - we had so much fun!!! The truck and trailer were bursting with treasures on the way home. I will take some photos of my "finds" and post them soon!
Monday, August 23, 2010
Scrapbooking History
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Things I Love About Summer
Friday, August 20, 2010
Summer Nirvana
Summer has so many attributes that I love, although it can never top autumn in my mind, it certainly gives it a run for its money. Have you ever had one of those days, were you don't really have any where else to be, you don't really have anything else to do, no one is expecting anything of you and this calm, serene peaceful feeling comes over you. It does not happen much in my life. Usually there are millions of pressing details every day that make those days just ordinary days. Only about one day of the year do I get that special feeling. Everything is good in my world, I have no worries and this state of mind just overtakes me. It is the day that you take the time to stop to smell the new rose that has blossomed, the day that you sit on the veranda with a cold beer and you SAVOUR it, not just drink it, the day that you really hear the different sounds of the birds twittering in the garden, the day that you realize that there is a hummingbird nest just a few feet from the veranda railing and it has been there all along and you just never LOOKED before. The day that you taste a warm from the sun, wild raspberry and you don't think that you have ever tasted anything so perfect and sweet. I imagine that this feeling is like the state that people obtain when they are deep in meditation. It's just too bad that it only happens one time a year.
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Outta Here!!!
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
My New BFF
To start off, I should let you know that I have to buy cleaning products when I go grocery shopping – even if I don’t need them at all. I believe that someday, there is going to be a war or a food /cleaning product shortage or a world crisis and I will not be able to get the cleaning products that I need. Your laughing at me right now I can tell! Well, I am sure that if there were a world crisis, cleaning might not be on the forefront of my concerns, but I have the food crisis covered (I am also a food collector) so my issue is that there will not be enough Mister Clean, Tide, Fantastic or Windex around for everyone. So my story starts in the grocery store, where lo and behold, a new cleaning product that I have not tested was on the shelves. So I bought some – Tide Stain Release.
This took place just before our black water woes in May. When the water was clean enough to do laundry (or so I thought) I ran a few loads of dark clothes through before I put a load of light colored sheets and towels in. They started out cream colored and ended up BLACK!!!! I ruined them all. So I went and bought another set of sheets and new ivory towels. I thought that the old towels might make good dog bathing towels and so I didn’t even try to save them. A week later, after the arrival of the Tide Stain Release, I tried it out on my black towels – which instantly became their rightful color. I was so excited!!!
Then more recently, Mike took me on a clothes shopping spree at Macy’s one day sale when we were in Couer d’Alene. In all of the piles of clothes I had on the counter, the sales clerk forgot to remove one of the dye buttons off of a really nice blouse. When I got home and discovered it, I had no way of getting it off without a dye explosion. It’s not like I could take it into a store and ask someone to remove the button – they would think that I had stolen it. So I asked Mike to remove it for me. Not on my veranda. Not while he was wearing anything good. If it wrecked the blouse, then I guess it had to be. Did he listen to me? No.
Mike pried the button off, on the veranda, wearing his best pair of jeans and POOF!!! It exploded. The blouse was ruined. The deck was covered and so was most of what he was wearing. I thought about throwing it away and then I remembered my earlier success with my new best buddy. Tide Stain Release not only removed all of the dye from the shirt, I watered it down and cleaned the dye off of my new Trex veranda. I am in love!!!!
So, here is my testimonial – buy some Tide Stain release and let your husband do whatever he wants – he is going to anyway!!!!
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Father's Day Water Fall
This is the before...
This is the water fall at this point was almost complete - but very ugly!!! The rain barrel had blown over to the pond during the spring storms, you can clearly see our Christmas tree had blown there too, what a mess!!! It only took two flat deck trucks full of rock, one track hoe, a jumping jack to tamp the ground hard enough to support the weight of the water fall, both our sons, one guy from the roofing crew, a friend of Andrew’s ( who got roped into one day’s hard labor) Mike, to plan everything and two full days of putting a rock down...everyone looking at it...deciding that it was not the right shape, or the right slope, too big, too small ...moving the rock out with the track hoe...putting in another rock...etc. etc.
Finally, on Sunday, they decided that the structure was good enough and they turned on the waterfall. The water did not fall exactly as they wanted, so they made some last minute adjustments and called it quits. Now all I have to do is get in there and naturalize the edges of the pond, to make it look like it has been there for a hundred years, a few more rocks, a few shrubs and some flowers and then we can go and get some fish!!!!
If I could figure out how to get another picture in this darn blog, I would show you the totally finished result, with the water running down the falls. It is much bigger than in this last picture, as due to technical difficulties and a slip with the hoe, the large cap rock cracked in half and they had to build higher than originally planned. The darn guys stold some rock off of my dry stack stone fence to keep going and just before the sun went down, the falls were complete. I will have to post another photo to show you after I am done the planting.
Caught Red Handed!
When I had to start hiding dishes in boxes, under the beds, in the front closet,
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
You Weren't Here To Ask...
Mike is the first one to jump in when he sees something that needs doing, so I guess that I should be thankful that he has the "take the bull by the horns" mentality, but, honestly, sometimes he makes me crazy! This weekend, he decided that he was going to do me a favor by applying Roundup to any weeds that he could find hanging around our farm. Trouble is, weeds grow in between and around flowers, shrubs, trees etc. that should not be sprayed. Add that to the fact that Mike "strongly dislikes" some of my plantings and well, you get the picture...
He was proud as punch that in between rain storms, he was able to apply TANKS FULL of Roundup! I was horrified! To which he replied "Well, you weren't around to ask!". Do I look like a dummy? You bet I was around to ask!! It was planned that way in the first place! When I asked "exactly" what was sprayed, I got the reply "You'll see what I did in a few days". Of course, I will - as plants start to keel over and die.
Is the saying "You weren't around to ask" the female equivalent of "I've had this for ages!"? because I use that one on him a lot!!! I guess they're not as dumb as they look!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Yard Work!
This summer, I want to fine tune all of the details on the veranda and transform it into a cozy outdoor living area. With all of the cold wind and rain that we have had, I really have not even got out there to wash it down. It has been so windy, that if I put the pillows out on the chairs, I would have to drive to Brocket to collect them in the morning!!! I hope that it is going to warm up a little so that we can enjoy the month of June!
I have made good use of the cold weather, to get the herbs started, do some more scrapbooking, clean my laundry room (from top to bottom) and clean out the closets. But, now I am itching to get outside with the rotor tiller and the whipper snipper and some FLOWERS!!! Winter has been bleak and I am longing for a shot of color!
Today, Megan hired a young man to come out to the farm and help her clean up our yard - it was her Father's Day present to her Dad. We are all feeling badly that he has so many spring chores that he can not do on crutches, that she decided to take Adam for the day and tie into some of the odd jobs that are needing to be done. Man!!! Did they ever get a lot accomplished in just one day. The yard looks amazing!!! Our boys are coming this weekend to finish the big koi pond that we started last fall. They are going to place some boulders, backfill around the pond and put the waterfall back in place and then we will be ready to plant, that is, assuming that it warms up a little!! Happy Spring!!!
Saturday, May 29, 2010
A Clean Desk Is A New Lease On Life!
Income tax, serious amounts of paperwork, forms that need to be filled out - all of these tasks require vast amounts of beer. Income tax requires cigarettes too! I have to admit that I usually only get motivated to deal with things such as these, when threatened with jail time, suspension of my bank account, or the arrival of a sheriff to seize our assets. Paperwork is mind numbing. There is no creativity involved, no satisfaction - just mind numbing torture.
My goal was to be able to see the top of my desk (in entirety) by Sunday noon. Thursday night I did the piles of stuff to the left of my desk, had some bottled beverages, praised myself for surviving even just that much and shuddered when I looked at what was left. Friday, I made sense of what was stored to the right of my desk. Today I had to come face to face with the actual desk itself. I was already down a case of beer and the worst part was yet to come.
I know that this probably sounds exaggerated, but what you have to realize is that not only am I the "keeper" of the paperwork for my company, but I also have farm books, WCB related paperwork that pertains to Mike and his injury, receipts that need to be claimed, CAIS forms, Monday Night Class memos by the dozens, client forms for four hundred people and notes pertaining to them, dozens of kit filling lists and designer notes, tens of dozens of memos regarding stock issues pertaining to certain kits, bills that need to be paid, need to be filed, need to be given to Edna, payroll, designers fee book, shipping lists, orders that have been filled, orders that haven't been filled, lists of card numbers that will not go through, and about forty notes for phone calls that need to be made - it just goes on and on and on... It is a wonder that I have not hung myself from the rafters a long time ago. It would be a full time job to keep it all up AND I DON'T WANT THAT JOB!!!!!
I can just about see the top of the desk and it is only Saturday night - I still have one more day! Then I am going to take a picture and rejoice in the fact that the allies have landed and the battle will be won! (Don't tell Edna that I threw half of it away!)
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Water Woes (!*%#!*#*)
I wasn't too worried, I thought it was just an electrical problem. We have lots of trouble with the pilot light going off on the boiler and Mike just comes and starts it every time that I call, so I thought it was no big deal. Until Mike came and could not solve the problem. So we called Reed, our plumber. Reed worked on it for two days before he called in back up - our electrician that lives just down the road.
By now, I'm sweating bullets. Two years ago we trenched in a water line and a power line to connect the workshop to the well - some $30,000.00 later, we had flushing toilets for the staff that came to work. The electrical line is 6 feet down with the water line and our electrician told us that there was a fault in the line somewhere and we were losing power, at the well we did not have enough current left to start the pump. There is 2300 feet of electrical line between the well and the taps. WTF???
Gerry changed some wires around, using a ground wire for the hot wire and changing the faulty wire into the ground wire. Or something like that. Today, Reed came back to hook everything up and after a lot of hissing and spitting, water started to come out. At first, it was sort of yuckky looking, so Reed directed all of the water through a hose into the toilet and cleaned the system, or so we thought. Then Reed left. I went to clean up some of the muddy spots on the floor, turned on the tap and guess what came out? BLACK WATER!!! We shut everything off fast and went and got some garden hoses, turned on the outside tap and it has been running for over two hours now, but this is what is coming out.
It is oily and sticky and leaves streaks on everything. The only cleaning product that I have that will take it off and break it down is Comet. (Believe me, I have lots of cleaning products and I have tried them all in the past couple of hours). It is in every sink and toilet and shower and bath tub!
Have you ever had one of those days (or weeks) when it is two steps ahead and three back? That is this week for me!! I am going home to have a stiff drink. I'm going to let the water run wild all night if I have to. I'll worry about cleaning up the mess tomorrow!
Monday, May 10, 2010
Happy Mother's Day
The whole thing got me thinking about being a Mother and how hard it is to bite your tongue when you see one of your adult (or supposed to be adult) children doing something that you are dead set against. I guess the way that Mike and I ran things in our household was: if you were living at home, under our roof, you followed our rules. When you moved out, you were able to make your own decisions, but we always stated to our children that we raised them to know right from wrong, hoping that our example would keep them from making too many disastrous mistakes. WRONG!!! What were we thinking?? They're a bunch of idiots!!!!
I wonder then, how many times my own parents have lamented the fact that they raised a bunch of idiots too? I'm pretty sure that my own Mom must have bit her tongue until it was bleeding, when I decided, at different stages of my life, to change religions, start homeschooling my three children, scrapbook for a living, buy a car that cost more that our house, etc. etc. And I am just one of her three idiot children!!!
No wonder why people celebrate Mother's Day. It is one day that you can enjoy your children, before another year of bullshit comes along!!
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Tribute To Guy!
Monday, April 26, 2010
Spring Is Here!!
Sunday, April 25, 2010
My Never Ending Dish Obsession
I have so many sets of dishes that I have to hide them all over the house, under the spare beds, in the front closet, in with the decorations for that season. I must have about 15 complete sets of tableware, about a dozen partial sets for luncheons or teas or for parties. I can not stop.
I also collect antique platters, my collection numbers in the forties. I used to display a great portion of the platters on my dining room wall - until Mike told me to cease and desist, they were bothering him. I took some of them down and now I rotate the display as the seasons change and the platters need dusting. Marcie used to smuggle new dishes in for me when she came up from Lethbridge, but Mike soon caught on to her and put a stop to that.
For the longest time, Tanya was my new "dish mule" because Mike had not figured out that when she comes up to work from Lethbridge, she brings my latest order from Pier 1 along with her. She comes over to the workshop and unloads when he is not around and until recently we had not been caught. Until this week! Megan happened to be helping make kits when Tanya and I were discussing the new set of dishes that I wanted and that little brat squealed on me!!! She told Mike exactly now much money that I gave Tanya, and he decided to "trap" me when Tanya brought the dishes in on the sly. We were caught red handed!!! It was pretty funny. But now, I have to find a new way to smuggle contraband dish deliveries into the house.
This set of pottery was last summer's find. On a camping trip to Creston with Mike, I stopped by my favorite pottery studio and Mike bought me these new pieces to go along with the set that I was collecting. I love the fruit stands, the grain elevators and the bright cheerful colors of the glaze. I am eagerly looking forward to going back this spring and getting another piece or two.
Hi, my name is Cindy, I have a dish addiction, it has been two weeks since I last bought some dishes....